Slow News week? Who cares people will read anything!

Seriously, people will read anything if a major news outlet ties the article in with an athlete or celebrity or someone currently trending in pop culture.  They bank on the fact that most people reading online articles "Judge a book buy is cover" or an article by its cover pic.  Tabloid lovin' e-merica.

CNN Puts a pic of Beyonce up and mentions that shes preformed for Gadhafi making it seem like she loves dictatorships and receiving "blood money" for her work. And mentioning other huge celebrities as "pop stars that took Gadafis money" like they were bribed and couldn't help but give in to the temptation.  CNN does is smart though they report on how "The Media" is scrutinizing these stars with a "fire storm" Were not doing it, were just sayin dude..

#50Cent#MiriahCarey#Usher#Beyonce http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/03/09/stars.concerts.scandal/index.html?hpt=C1

Media Editor: No real news out there guys??

Random "Journalist": ughhhhhhhh ummmm well #Tom Brady cant dance apparently I know it has nothing to do with Him being a football player and all butt...

Media Editor:  Tom Brady!! Not being Awesome!! Lets make fun of him!! lol hahhaha OMG why cant he dance well??

Random "Journalist": OK! I have a video of  it! Him dancing all not good almost like he doesn't do it very often or something LOL! #TomBrady http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Video-Dancing-at-Carnival-is-one-thing-Tom-Brad?urn=nfl-wp7

How did this article come about?? #ChrisWeber http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-Chris-Webber-gets-misty-after-another-M?urn=nba-331757

Hey, Chris Weber is funny in this brief moment, I'm going to write a column about it and just title it so it looks like its interesting.

Slow news days seem like the best news days to me if your... full of shit or like being fed shit.  Just sit back and get caught up in the nonsense youll be dead before you know it.